Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
“You know, ever since I first met him, I always thought, ‘Man, I hope I don’t mess this up.’ Because that’s what I do. I mess things up. But you know what I never thought? I never thought ‘I hope this doesn’t mess me up’.”
Sometimes there’s a good before and after, like the moment you meet someone who’s about to change your life in the most amazing way. And then there’s the other kind of before and after, the moment when you’re forced to say goodbye and know that it will only leave you missing them for the rest of your life.
Ladies and gentlemen…Ellen DeGeneres
I put the car seat back and watched the sky
as it turned from deep teal to navy to black
I watched it til pin holes of light appeared
to be pouring through it
I started to miss you and it made me ask myself
if maybe I don’t feel more deeply than other people
but pretty quickly I felt like the answer was no
I don’t think that feeling this deeply is what
sets me apart from everyone else
But I think it’s what makes me the same
This show got really deep fast.
this is like marxist theory of labor jesus CHRIST
The people in charge of this recent batch of Cartoon Network shows are really trying to help children on the low.
Between this and Adventure Time, this next generation is going to be on something completely different.
yes cartoon network resurged back to a standard of quality recently and i have been greatly enjoying it